!WARNING!
THIS STORY IS 100% PURE CRACK. IF TAKEN SERIOUSLY, IT COULD RESULT IN MINOR BRAIN ILLNESS, BRAIN CANCER, RISK OF BEING ATTACKED BY ULQUIORRA’S EYEBROW, AND/OR CHUCKED ALL THE WAY TO CHINA BY GRIMMJOW. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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One day, Ulquiorra decided to go stalking. On his way to stalk fireleaf101, he met an awesome bus with YakOfFury on it. Ulquiorra pooped in excitement and spazzed YakOfFury. Obviously, YakOfFury didn't slurp this, so she ran and came back with sauce. Ulquiorra "Bwahaha- ed" and attacked her with his eyebrow. YakOfFury got hit by his eyebrow, and she screamed, "YOU STOLE MY YOGOS!!"
Ulquiorra smelled evilly and magically turned into... THE GRIMMKITTY. Grimmkitty was tired, and when he saw YakOfFury, he saw her as a stuffed animal. Right away, Grimmkitty chucked YakOfFury all the way to China. YakOfFury felt extremely magical (like Ishida's hair). Grimmkitty crammed it's butt into Wonderweiss's face and got back on the road to fireleaf101's house (to finish his shitty business).
Grimmkitty felt beautiful because of the business he had to do. Driving a pink tricycle, Grimmkitty returned to fireleaf101's house. "I'm back to fix yer toilet, old fart!"
Fireleaf101 gazed back at him, refreshed.
"Aww... Come back here you purple potato!" she muttered, and immediately peed in him. Suddenly, Ichigo skipped into the scene. And then they all licked Ulquiorra (who's randomly there) passionately. Ulquiorra seemed to stubify there and then he randomly fell asleep on Ichimaru. A flying cheez-it then attacked Grimmkitty and sucked on his head.
Grimmkitty got constipated and "pfffed" in pair. Fireleaf101 pitied him so and crapped on him to comfort her. Grimmkitty glomped back in emotionless sorrow.
THE END!!!! :D
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I got attacked by Ulquiorra's eyebrow....
and then I was chucked all the way to China....
SWEET. I WANNA DO THAT AGAIN!!! -rips off Ulquiorra's eyebrow and attacks myself with it, then flies magically to China-
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"If I were stranded on a desert island and I could only bring 3 things, I would bring yaoi, salami and a sketchbook."
"Then possibly, if I got hungry after eating my salami, I'd eat the yaoi."
~Yak
I remember this!!!!! And then I laughed so hard tears almost came out when the part about licking Ulquiorra passionately was added in xDD
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~A Very Tragic Event~
Okay, so I saw the episode when Mosquito first appeared in Soul Eater.
And I've never looked at Pinocchio the same way since.
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I SUPPORT THE EVIL SNOWMAN
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~A Very Tragic Event~
Okay, so I saw the episode when Mosquito first appeared in Soul Eater.
And I've never looked at Pinocchio the same way since.
~Fin~
I SUPPORT THE EVIL SNOWMAN
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Okay, so I saw the episode when Mosquito first appeared in Soul Eater.
And I've never looked at Pinocchio the same way since.
~Fin~
I SUPPORT THE EVIL SNOWMAN
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Okay, so I saw the episode when Mosquito first appeared in Soul Eater.
And I've never looked at Pinocchio the same way since.
~Fin~
I SUPPORT THE EVIL SNOWMAN
Nothing happened after eating those three year old mints...right? D:
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"Then possibly, if I got hungry after eating my salami, I'd eat the yaoi."
~Yak
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